Feb 5
The 11 Best Songs By Midlake
Posted on Friday, February 5, 2010 in Uncategorized
Sarah Palin is fucking retarded. I mean seriously…is this one of the dumbest controversies ever? When I say someone is fucking retarded…I’m not saying that they have Down’s Syndrome…I’m saying they are a fucking idiot. Retarded means slow or stupid. That’s the dictionary definition. Mentally retarded refers to people with Down’s Syndrome. And since Rahm wasn’t talking to anyone with Down’s Syndrome…then everyone needs to shut the hell up.
Words can have two means. Even slang. Gay can mean happy. Fag can refer to a cigarette. Ass can mean donkey. Dick can be the ex-Vice President of the United States. Pussy can mean cat. Douche Bag can refer to a bag where you put used douches. And Retarded can refer to Sarah Palin.
Check out the new additions to the $5 store. New albums from Vampire Weekend, RJD2 & Surfer Blood along with classics from Zepplin, Crazy Heart Soundtrack, Yeasayer, Mos Def, & Neon Indian.
Here are the 11 Best Songs By Midlake:
1. Roscoe (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
2. Head Home (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
3. It Covers the Hillside (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
4. Kingfish Pies (Bamnan & Silvercork)
5. Van Occupanther (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
6. Some of Them Were Superstitous (Bamnan & Silvercork)
7. Chasing After Deer (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
8. Simple (Grand Army EP)
9. Young Bride (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
10. No One Knew Where We Were (Baman & Silvercork)
11. In This Camp (The Trials of Van Occupanther)
Buy Midlake’s new album, Courage of Others. Now!
Feb 3
The Unknown: Wu-Tang vs. The Beatles – Enter the Magical Mystery Chambers
Posted on Wednesday, February 3, 2010 in Uncategorized
Feb 1
The 11 Best Songs By BT
Posted on Monday, February 1, 2010 in Uncategorized
Who watches Dora The Explorer? Not for fun…obviously with their kids or cousins or nieces… Is it just me or is Dora a moron? I mean seriously this has to be one of the dumbest kids ever. Why? Have you ever noticed…she’s always lost. Every single episode this kid gets lost going to some place she’s been 100 times before. And to make matters worse, she has talking GPS with her. What the hell is wrong with this Map? He’s always taking her in the most dangerous route possible. She’s going to her grandma’s house and all of sudden she’s stuck behind crocodile river. I mean really? Crocodiles? Where does this kid live? And what kind of parents are Dora’s if they allow her to wander around this jungle unsupervised knowing it’s filled with crocodiles. Do they really think her gay monkey is going to protect her? And when are they going to beat the crap out of Swiper. He’s not their friend. He’s a thief. When are they going to figure out that saying “swiper, no swiping” doesn’t work? The fox comes back every episode and tries to steal more crap. What is that teaching kids? If someone catches you…just try again later when they’re not looking. Dora needs to do to Swiper what we do to real criminals. Lock him up in a tiny jail cell with that Big Red Chicken…and well…we know what comes next…
Here Are The 11 Best Songs By BT:
1. Blue Skies (Ima)
2. Superfabulous (Emotional Technology)
3. Never Gonna Come Back Down (Movement In Still Life)
4. Love on Haight Street (Movement in Still Life)
5. Dreaming (Movement in Still Life)
6. Flaming June (ECSM)
7. Somnambulist (Emotional Technology)
8. Madskillz Mic Checka (Movement in Still Life)
9. Knowledge of Self (Emotional Technology)
10. Shame (Movement in Still Life)
11. The Antikythera Mechanism (This Binary Universe)
Buy BT’s new album, These Hopeful Machines.
Jan 29
The 11 Best Songs By Beach House
Posted on Friday, January 29, 2010 in Uncategorized
This week, theworld has been going Beach House crazy. Okay, just the music world. Well, really just the music blogger world. I’ve seen the new album called this year’s Merriweather Post Pavilion. That’s a pretty bold statement. Even Merriweather was running a distance 2nd to Bruce Springsteen’s Working On A Dream this time last year. But the power of an album is really its staying power. It’s draw to want to listen to it over and over after the novelty has worn off. We’ve yet to see how this new Beach House will hold on despite is rabid start. On the other hand, I’ve also read that the new Beach House is this year’s Cracked Rear View. Not really sure I understand that one. Any thoughts?
Here are the 11 Best Songs By Beach House:
1. Master of None (Beach House)
2. Wedding Bell (Devotion)
3. Heart and Lungs (Beach House)
4. House on the Hill (Beach House)
5. Home Again (Devotion)
6. Tokyo Witch (Beach House)
7. Play the Game (Dark Was The Night)
8. Gila (Devotion)
9. Heart of Chambers (Devotion)
10. Lovlier Girl (Beach House)
11. Holy Dances (Devotion)
Buy the new album, Teen Dream, here!
Jan 27
The Unknown: The Can’t See
Posted on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 in Uncategorized
First came Built To Spill. They came to Seattle to fill the void that Nirvana left.
Next came Modest Mouse. They came to Seattle to fill the void when Built To Spill wasn’t around. Everyone called them Built To Spill Jr. And if you actually said this to Isaac Brock, he’d punch you in the face. I swear. I saw it happen.
Next came 764-HERO. They came to Seattle to fill the void when Modest Mouse wasn’t around. Everyone called them Modest Mouse Jr. Unlike Isaac & Co., the band couldn’t shake the nickname and broke up.
Next came the Magic Magicians. They were formed with John Atkins, lead singer of 764-HERO. They came to fill the void that 764-HERO left…only everyone claimed they didn’t sound as good as 764-HERO. So they broke up.
And now…John Atkins introduces his new band…The Can’t See. And he wants you to like them…so much…that he’s giving you the album for FREE. Yes…free.
Check out the Track: November December Whenever
Pick-up the Album for free here!
Jan 22
The Unknown – Spoon’s Get Nice!
Posted on Friday, January 22, 2010 in Uncategorized
I had a good response from my fans picking up the Spoon album this week. You can still get it from my Amazon store although the $3.99 offer has ended.
So, as promised, I’m posting Spoon’s very rare “Get Nice.” A bonus CD of demos included on some copies of GAx5. But there’s a catch. Sorta. I’m asking everyone to donate some money to the victims of the Haiti quake.
Below are FIVE ways to donate money to Haiti relief and get free music out of it. I’m asking everyone to please give something. You can only download Spoon’s “Get Nice” if you donate. I’m not going to check and see…so it’s on the honor system.
1. Music For Relief - This is a charity run by Linkin Park. Donate whatever you want…and in return you’ll get a compilation of free music, featuring new tracks by LP, Dave Matthews, Slash, All American Rejects, Hoobastank, Lupe Fiasco, and more.
2. Paste Magazine – Again, donate what ever you feel comfortable doing and get access the Paste Vault, featuring over a hundred tracks (some rare) by artists like She & Him, Andrew Bird, Ben Folds, Emmylou Harris, Passion Pit, Jason Isabel, The Avett Brothers, Jayhawks, Low Anthem, String Cheese Incident, and many many more.
3. Hope For Haiti Now – This is the full concert from Friday’s benefit show on TV. This will only run you $7.99. Featuring artists like Bruce Springsteen, Alicia Keyes, Justin Timberlake, Coldplay, Jay-Z, Dave Matthews, John Legend, Shakira, Sting, Bono & The Edge, Mary J. Blige, Beyonce, and others.
4. WilcoWorld – Wilco is offering two full concerts for a $15 donation to Doctors Without Borders or Oxfam. Both shows are from 2009 and are pretty epic.
5. Eddie Vedder – My City of Ruins – Eddie’s live cover of Bruce’s song. Only .99 cents and it goes to Haiti relief.
Thanks for your support.
Jan 21
The 11 Most Exciting Bands at Coachella 2010
Posted on Thursday, January 21, 2010 in Uncategorized
The lineup for the 2010 Coachella show is out. And some strange headliners. Jay-z the first night…okay, I can see it. Muse the 2nd night…yeah, I guess…may be too commercial for the show…but okay. Gorillaz the 3rd night. Gorillaz? Headliner? Aren’t they just a novelty act? Considering you have Thom Yorke (a previous headliner) and the Pavement reunion on the same night…you went with Gorillaz as the headliner…okay…
These aren’t necessarily the best bands playing at the show. These aren’t the bands who might put on the best performances. And these aren’t even the bands that I think everyone else would be excited about seeing. These are the bands that I, personally, am excited to see at the show. Some big reunions (Pavement, FNM, PIL, and SDRE)…and some of 2009’s breakout sensations (Phoenix, the XX, Grizzly Bear). Should be an awesome show…too bad I can’t go.
The 11 Most Exciting Acts I’m Most Excited to see playing at Coachella 2010:
1. Pavement (April 18)
2. Faith No More (April 17)
3. Sunny Day Real Estate (April 18)
4. MGMT (April 17)
5. Phoenix (April 18)
6. the XX (April 17)
7. Grizzly Bear (April 16)
8. Sly and the Family Stone (April 18)
9. Vampire Weekend (April 16)
10. LCD Soundsystem (April 16)
11. Public Image Ltd. (April 16)
Check out the entire list for yourself.
Jan 20
The 11 Best Songs By Jay Reatard
Posted on Wednesday, January 20, 2010 in Uncategorized
Last week, Jay Reatard was found dead in his home. He was 29. I just learned about his death today. I’m not sure if that’s a statement on my life. Two sick kids can keep you pre-occupied from breaking news. Or is it a statement on the current state of the music industry? Here is a very talented music maker, with a solid reputation for one hell of a live show and rabid following. Many people are comparing him to Cobain. And there were a lot of simularities in their music. The only difference…Cobain made music at time when people cared.
But the news of Jay’s death is overshadowed by bigger news (Teddy Pendergrass’s death) and the death of good pop music (American Idol returns). I think Simon Cowell’s exit from American Idol got more press than Teddy’s death…and that’s just shameful. Jay’s death shouldn’t have been something I read about in Rolling Stone. (Yeah…I learned it from a print magazine.) I should have known it sooner. I partly blame myself for not knowing. But I put the bigger blame on the media for not knowing what is truly important. Years from now, Jay’s music will live on. Cowell will be the answer to a bar napkin trivia question…at best.
Here are the 11 Best Songs By Jay Reatard:
1. My Shadow (Blood Visions)
2. Wounded (Watch Me Fall)
3. See/Saw (Matador Singles 08)
4. Always Wanting More (Matador Singles 08)
5. Blood Visions (Blood Visions)
6. Waiting For Something (Blood Visions)
7. It Ain’t Going To Save Me (Watch Me Fall)
8. Oh, It’s Such A Shame (Blood Visions)
9. Night of Broken Glass (Singles 06-07)
10. No Time (Matador Singles 08)
11. You Were Sleeping (Matador Singles 08)
If you haven’t listened to Jay’s music…pick up Singles 06-07 for only $5.00 to get started.
Jan 19
The 11 Best Songs By Spoon
Posted on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 in Uncategorized
The death of the CD store is coming. But for the moment…many used CD stores are actually booming in business. The reason: everyone is turning to computer-based listening. They’re uploading their CDs and then selling them off. And the used stores are reeping the benefits. As convenient as it is to buy an album online, there’s something to be said for walking through the wooden aisles of a CD store. That musky smell hanging in the air. And finding that CD you’ve been looking for. Or even finding a CD you didn’t know you wanted. Then, taking that treasure home. Listening to it while holding the case in your hands. Buying a CD made the purchase more personal. You were more indebted to it. You listened to it more…because you felt like you had to. And mostly, because that case made you feel like you owned a piece of the band. A tiny sliver. But it was your tiny sliver. And no matter the band, every purchase left you with that feeling of inclusion, even if the album sucked. It was a reliable feeling. There’s something to be said for consistancy.
One of the last decade’s most consistant bands (Spoon) kicks off the new decade with a sharp new album, Transference. It’s only $3.99 at our store…but go buy it at a real store if you can.
Here are the 11 Best Songs By Spoon:
1. The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine (Gimme Fiction)
2. Rhthm And Soul (Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga)
3. I Summon You (Gimme Fiction)
4. The Way We Get By (Kill The Moonlight)
5. Quincy Punk Episode (Series of Sneaks)
6. You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb (Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga)
7. Me and the Bean (Girls Can Tell)
8. Laffitte Don’t Fail Me Now (Series of Sneaks)
9. The Beast and the Dragon, Adored (Gimme Fiction)
10. The Underdog (Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga)
11. Jonathan Fisk (Kill The Moonlight)
Buy Spoon’s new album, Transference! Only $3.99 this week!!
Jan 19
The Unknown: Spoon – And The Dish Ran Away
Posted on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 in Uncategorized
Last night I re-watched the first act to Full Metal Jacket. Easily one of the best first acts in a modern film. In fact, the first scene in the barracks may be one of the best scenes written for film…ever. The dialogue is so sharp, it would make Swearingen from Deadwood blush. As brilliant as this film is…when it comes to war films, it seems to never get the wide recognition it deserves. Rabid cinemaniacs adore it…but I can never understand why the mainstream tends to rank it low on the list.
This week sees the release of Spoon’s new album Transference. A band who is very well respected…and loved by audiophiles…but never seems to get the mainstream recognition it deserves.
Below is a B-side collection of Spoon’s rare tracks from the 00s. Not included are songs from EPs, digital singles, and Britt Daniel’s solo work. But this should be everything else. Enjoy…and go buy the new album, you won’t be disappointed.
Here is Spoon – And The Dish Ran Away:
6. Decora
7. Well-Alright
9. Shake It Off
10. Tear Me Down
12. Deep Clean
13. I Am The Key
Bonus Internet Track:
15. Telamon Bridge
Buy Spoon’s new album Transference for only $3.99. That’s nothing…that’s less than a ringtone. And if I get a good response…I’ll post Spoon’s super rare demos album “Get Nice” at the end of the week.

