It’s the 4th of July and all of us Americans go out and celebrate in the one thing that Americans do best…we consume.  We eat until we can’t move, we drink until we can’t stand up, and we end the day staring up at the sky and watch things get blown up good.  Only Americans celebrate freedom by indulging in every single freedom at the exact same time.  I avoided the BBQs this year…but showed my patriotism by doing the next best American thing…I went to the mall and shopped.